🚿 America, it's time to talk about your bum

Wash.
Don't
Wipe.

Toilet paper had a good run.

Meet KleenBum — a stainless steel handheld sprayer that gets you cleaner than toilet paper ever could. No mold. No plastic. No $400–$500/year toilet paper bill.

Used by 1 billion+ people across the world. Buy it once. Stay clean forever. Welcome to the clean side.

No spam. No toilet paper. Just updates. 💩

Toilet paper prices are up 40% since 2019. They're not coming back down.

KleenBum is a one-time purchase that gives you a lifetime of clean. No subscriptions. No price hikes. No panic buying. Buy it once — your bum is covered forever.

💸 Inflation Proof 🔒 One-Time Purchase ♾️ Lifetime Clean 🚫 No Subscriptions
1B+
People use sprayers daily
$400-500
Saved per year on TP
ZERO
Mold. Ever.
ONCE
Buy it once. Use it forever.

Why KleenBum

Your bum deserves better.

If you got mud on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it with dry paper and call it clean. So why is your backside any different?

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Actually Clean

Water cleans. Paper smears. KleenBum uses a simple spray to do what TP never could.

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Save Money

Americans spend $400–$500/year on TP. KleenBum pays for itself fast — then you just save.

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Inflation Proof

TP gets more expensive every year. KleenBum doesn't. Buy it once, use it forever.

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Stainless Steel

Built from stainless steel — not cheap plastic that warps and grows mold. Built to last a lifetime.

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Save the Planet

27,000 trees cut down daily for TP. Steel is recyclable. Plastic isn't. KleenBum wins both ways.

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No Clogged Pipes

"Flushable" wipes are the #1 cause of blockages. Water leaves zero residue. Zero $500 plumber bills.

Built Different

Stainless steel.
Not cheap plastic.

Most sprayers and bidets are made from cheap plastic that warps, degrades, and grows mold over time. That mold ends up in your water stream — spraying directly onto your skin.

KleenBum is built from stainless steel. It doesn't warp. It doesn't degrade. It doesn't grow mold. Ever. It's better for your health, better for the environment, and built to last a lifetime.

While the competition cuts corners with plastic, we built something you can actually be proud of hanging in your bathroom.

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Zero Mold

Stainless steel is naturally mold and bacteria resistant

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Recyclable

Steel is 100% recyclable. Plastic sits in landfills for 400+ years

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Built to Last

No warping, no cracking, no replacing. One purchase, forever

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Looks Premium

Sleek brushed steel that actually looks good in your bathroom

How We Compare

Toilet paper had a good run.

Let's be honest about what your options actually are.

Feature KleenBum 💧 Toilet Paper Wet Wipes Plastic Bidet (Tushy)
Clinically Cleaner✓✗✓✓
Lowest Cost Over Time✓✗✗✗
Stainless Steel (No Mold)✓——✗
Inflation Proof✓✗✗✗
Fits 95% of US Toilets✓——✗
Eco-Friendly✓✗✗✗
Under $100✓—✓✗
Won't Clog Pipes✓✗✗✓

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How It Works

Dumb simple to install.

Everything you need is in the box. No special tools required for most installs.

01

Turn off the water

Twist the shut-off valve behind your toilet clockwise. Flush once to clear the tank.

02

Connect the T-valve

Slip the included adapter between your tank and water supply line. Hand tight + a quarter turn.

03

Attach the hose

Connect the KleenBum sprayer hose to the second port on the T-valve. Snug it up.

04

Turn water back on

Check for leaks, hang the sprayer on its hook, and you're done. That's it. Seriously.

FAQ

Questions? We've got answers.

Everything you were too afraid to Google.

KleenBum uses a standard 7/8" T-valve adapter that fits the vast majority of toilets in the US. We include both 7/8" and 3/8" adapters in every kit just to be safe.
Nope. Most installs take under 5 minutes with zero tools. You're simply inserting an adapter into an existing connection — no drilling, no cutting, no expertise needed. If you can change a lightbulb, you can install KleenBum.
Plastic warps over time and grows mold — which ends up in your water stream. KleenBum is built from stainless steel which is naturally mold-resistant, doesn't degrade, and is 100% recyclable. It's better for your health, better for the planet, and looks better in your bathroom.
It uses your existing cold water supply, so yes — the water is cool. Most users adapt within a day or two and actually prefer the refreshing feeling. Think of it like splashing cold water on your face: initially shocking, quickly addictive.
Bidets (like Tushy) attach to your toilet seat, are made from plastic, and start at $129+. KleenBum is a stainless steel handheld sprayer that costs a fraction of that, works on any toilet, and gives you more control. Simpler, cheaper, cleaner, and no mold.
You'll still want a sheet or two to pat dry — but that's it. Most KleenBum users cut their toilet paper use by 80–90%. Your wallet and the planet will notice.
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What People Are Saying

Once you go KleenBum...

"I traveled through Thailand and couldn't believe how standard these were. Came home and immediately installed one. Never going back."

— Marcus T., Miami FL

"I thought it was weird at first. Now I feel like toilet paper alone is the weird thing. My bathroom bill dropped by like 80%."

— Priya K., Austin TX

"Took me 4 minutes to install. My husband was skeptical. He's now its biggest advocate. We've told every person we know."

— Jennifer L., Seattle WA

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